You DO have a way with words - I don't understand WHAT you said, but it just SOUNDS cool.

Coxae frenzy aquatone ...

sounds like some Austin Powers criminal ... or a new Crayola Color.

oooh ... idea!!!

Yeah! Dig that fun-kay nonsense.

But it DO make sense, it DO!! All the words were taken from the game that Travis posted, though I did use some words twice. I wasn't left with much option but to use "am" for everything from "was" to "did" to "was like a" ... so when you see "am" take it loosely - though I think it does lend a sort of e.e. cummings feel to the whole thing. All the definitions I took from the Official Scrabble Dictionary - some liberties were taken with tense/grammar - obviously - and some inferences are added - but I can do that: cuz, HEY, it's poetry!!! Here's the loose translation:

*ahem*

Louie krait am wedeling frenzy: (The Snakey Luitenant was skiing crazily)
Coxae am snap! Ow! (He broke both hips!! Ow!!)

Krait hied, brood in soq. (The Luitenant fled to nurse his wounds in numerous small marketing cities in Northern Africa)
**here's where the love interest enters - note the mythical quality of her introduction***
Flamiest cygnet am orange, bluish, aquatone! (Lo, the young swan: she burns like the sunset)
Jo am cygnet -- krait SNAP jo. (She becomes his lover - he breaks his sweetheart's heart)
Jo hied via tepa - via areolae. (The sweetheart's soul fled: dead from the pain that melts the chemical compound, sorrow, which beats in everyone's heart.)
Ow. (ow, oh yeah, ow)